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1133 Notes / Sun Apr 13th, 2014 reblog

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235455 Notes / Sun Apr 13th, 2014 reblog

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

(via sleepundermoonlight)

113970 Notes / Sun Apr 13th, 2014 reblog

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

*puts flip phone next to car speaker to record your new ringtone*

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2986 Notes / Sun Apr 13th, 2014 reblog
123 Notes / Sun Apr 13th, 2014 reblog

Fuck the king

Fuck the king

(Source: holden421, via bradbradleyjames)

79591 Notes / Sun Apr 13th, 2014 reblog

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via sleepundermoonlight)

460382 Notes / Sun Apr 13th, 2014 reblog

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

(Source: michaelgclifford, via bradbradleyjames)

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dink-182:

Get in my face

dink-182:

Get in my face

(via sleepundermoonlight)

335300 Notes / Sun Apr 13th, 2014 reblog